Smart "ass" you say?

Dorykids5 writes:

"So your blog is to just be an ass about everything?"

{ note: write-in email no longer works}

Uhhhmmm... Yes, yes it is.
















See? I also have a BA if you'd like to see that as well.

Cheers,

Fun Bag Friday?

Oooops... I already missed a Fun Bag Friday! But being a man of my word, here ya go.












Not what you expected for a motivational poster or boobs huh? OK, I'll make it up to you. Here's some motivation for ya!











Click on images to enlarge (boobies).

From now on, click on all images to enlarge (especially if it's boobies).

Cheers,

OCTO-BITCH buys a new home.

Ok, I'm only going to rant on this woman once (maybe) BUT, can you believe this crap? I live in a Democratic state known for taxing the shit out of it's natives (not the immigrants who stand outside of my local hardware stores) and then hands that portion of that money to irresponsible, single mommies who make piss-poor decisions.

But this bitch (I'll say again for all you Octo-Bitch-loving, jobless, state-sucking whores), this bitch buys a $600,000 four bedroom home (which is too small for 14 children if you ask me) while her own mother's house (that Octo-Bitch has been living in until now) is heading to the auction block!

PEOPLE, she used tax payers money to pay her Dr. bills! Then, she argues with her mom on national television trying to justify her actions! Then, you Octo-Bitch lovers defend her ridiculous actions by asking me and the mainstream media (that helped her make money off of her idiotic fame) to "back off" and "just leave her alone"? Why? She's doing so well now she even has her own action figure coming out soon!


Anyone who's known for accomplishing absolutely nothing with the exception of whoring eggs without consequences and is then rewarded for it, is top-notch in my book. So Octo-Bitch, I say this from the bottom of my rotting heart, this Bud's for you!

Cheers,

Here's to IRELAND and green BEERS!

If it wasn't for beer, I'd remember why I started drinking in the first place.

Cheers lads,

I love grilled cheese sandwiches!

So I'm eating an awesome grilled cheese sandwich I made this afternoon when unbeknownst to me, I had some food stuck in my flavor saver. My wife looks at me and says: "Are you saving that cheese for later?" and I say: "That's funny, I was going to ask you the exact same thing in bed this morning."



Cheers,

I knew that bitch was good for something...

I'm going to keep my promise to myself when I first started this blog; so it being Fun Bag Friday and all, here's the first Shameless boobie picture of the week. Enjoy!


P.S. Doesn't Hillary bring out the "nipples" in all of us?

Cheers,

The light at the end of mom's birth canal...

Legend has it... before i was born the umbilical cord was wrapped several times around my neck (already hinting to what my life would become). But NO, my parents had to go and be selfish by allowing the doctors at Steven's Hospital to go in with a pair of forceps and a vacuum, forever leaving me with a permanent cone head. Thanks mom and dad... Really.

P.S. If you look closely at the picture you can see the scar from the first coat hanger attempt on my life. Or as my parents call it, the "mark of the chosen one."

P.S.S. Fuck you Harry Potter... I SURVIVED THE KILLING CURSE!

Cheers,

FIRST THINGS FIRST: Let me set the tone...